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So I said - "So, I guess my point, here, is that you need to stop noticing what the gay blokes are doing, because that is possibly the number one mistake a closeted bloke like yourself will always make."

It was now well past midnight, and Byron had to brush his teeth and then lay down in bed until 2:30am, listening, fearing every noise and each creak on the stair, and wondering if it might be a grey alien coming to abduct him. He’s a troubled man, that Byron.

I've been trying to avoid any untoward situation in which, for example, a nice old lady might unexpectedly decapitate a mouse in front of me.

When people ask me about Wrongcards, I say something like, Well, I'm not terribly good at business ideas. Which shuts the discussion down rather nicely.