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zombie ecards

Useful in the (perhaps inevitable) Event of Zombies, these cards could save your life. The proviso is simple: the outbreak won't originate in some lab accident. Only impressionable kids and dotards believe that. No, zombies will be first appear after a bioweapon attack. It's aim? Simply to cull the global population in a neo-Darwinian survival horror game of the fittest. The organization behind the coming zombie wars will be monitoring our communication channels ... but they won't be monitoring ecards, will they? Amateurs, dude. In the meantime, these cards can tutor you on the finer points of surviving through hordes of undead. Remember, the paranoid always have the last laugh. But in our case we'll be laughing down the barrels of a blood-soaked shotgun. Let's All Be Prepared!
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  • If you should ever be bitten by a zombie ... look don't worry about it. I'll sort it out.

    once bitten

    zombie

  • A zombie apocalypse is not the best time to stop by your ex's place. Trust me, things just aren't going to pan out between you two.

    this won't pan out well

    zombie

  • Fact: my conviction that the world will one day be overrun by mindless zombies is neither implausible nor absurd as the fact that Kim Kardashian has a television show.

    implausibility

    zombie

  • This man didn't shoot the zombie until he saw the whites of it's eyes. Don't make this mistake! Remember: when they are up close, zombies are bitey.

    zombies are bitey

    zombie

  • A card with the text: a realist's plan for dealing with a zombie outbreak. step 1) run away screaming with hands over head in sheer panic and terror.

    zombie realism

    zombie

  • Real men will hunt down zombies while armed only with a falcon.

    real men hunt zombies

    zombie

  • remember, never mistake a horde or shoppers with a sudden outbreak of zombies. the authorities will not understand.

    make sure they are zombies

    zombie

  • When the zombies attack, many of your closest friends and relatives are going to die in a ferocious storm of mindless violence and blood.

    loot tobacconists first

    zombie

  • Killing zombies is good for our relationship.

    good for our relationship

    zombie

  • When you stop to look at a map, remember to look over your shoulder.

    look over your shoulder

    zombie

  •  zombification can ruin your entire vacation. remember - a zombie is no match against a well swung seven iron. let's all be prepared

    zombification vacation

    zombie

  • never kill zombies with an axe! zombie gore is slippery AND a health hazard. remember - if cornered without a firearm, use a blunt implement like this cricket bat. let's all be prepared.

    zombies and axes

    zombie

  • zombies have been spotted! this is a test of our zombie emergency messaging system. thank you for participating in this drill.

    zombies have been spotted

    zombie

  •  this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

    dont reason with zombies

    zombie

  •  it might be lots of fun, but all an uzi will do is piss the zombies off. remember, a chainsaw is your best friend

    it might be lots of fun, but ...

    zombie

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