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thanksgiving ecards

Thanksgiving is a pleasant North American holiday that celebrates gratitude with gluttony. It's probably easier to say Happy Thanksgiving with a very wrong card than drive across the United States to meet up with family whom you probably don't like very much anyway. If you find the holiday too stressful you can always cook up some turkey in a microwave and spend the week alone, warming yourself by the light of the television. I've been spending most Thanksgivings alone ever since I went through my firebug stage and the trick to surviving this week is video games. By the way, if you can't find a suitable Thanksgiving Card here then you might want to try our family cards selection. This is sub-category of all holiday cards. To see more, click here.
  • I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting.

    keep thanksgiving interesting

    thanksgiving

  • This Thanksgiving I plan on being thankful for my ancestor's genetic resistance to small pox.

    simple genetics

    thanksgiving

  • This Thanksgiving, let's be thankful to the US government for only supplying guns to calm, rational people with moderate religious views and opinions.

    calm rational people

    thanksgiving

  • I am sorry I cannot attend Thanksgiving with your family but I would rather kill Nazis on a Playstation than sit with them at a dinner table.

    thanksgiving excuse

    thanksgiving

  •  Thanksgiving this year will be all about that very special feeling of gratitude that we can now  finally sit and smirk

    special feelings of gratitude

    thanksgiving

  • Happy Thanksgiving! Lets invite some native Americans over for dinner. We can steal their land while they eat.

    lets invite native americans

    thanksgiving

  • please do not touch the thanksgiving turkey inappropriately this year

    inappropriate turkey fondling

    thanksgiving

  • later they will say nobody expected the rise of hoards of undead thanksgiving zombie turkeys, all hungry for bloody vengeance...

    later they will say

    thanksgiving

  • Some say that there is more to Thanksgiving than gluttony disguised as gratitude, or the massacre of 5.3 million turkeys.   HA HA HA HA HA HAHA.

    they say the damnedest things

    thanksgiving

  • next time i eat chicken, i'm cooking it first

    next time i eat chicken

    thanksgiving

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