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sympathy ecards

The cards are terrifically useful provided they are not sent as sympathy cards. They offer little in the way of actual condolence and they're not very sympathetic but they might help you rejoice in life. Brief and uncertain as it is.
  • I am sorry for your tragic loss and doubt you would contrive this just to avoid having sex with me.

    sincerest trust

    sympathy

  •  I want to assure you that, in the event of your untimely death, I would disturb your earthly remains for experimentation purposes only.

    experimentation purposes

    sympathy

  • I was sorry to hear about your loss and hope that there is no possible way that you can be mistakenly implicated.

    mistakenly implicated

    sympathy

  •  I am sorry about your sudden and tragic loss. And can I spare you what was, for me, a painful lesson and suggest you do not idly bring up the topic of cannibalism? Take it from me:  people can get pretty weird at you about it.

    people can get pretty weird

    sympathy

  • i am sorry you are bereaved but at least you have been rewarded with a small trophy

    small trophy

    sympathy

  •  I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.

    misheard

    sympathy

  • Sorry to hear about your tragic loss but just remember that life goes on. (For some of us.)

    life goes on

    sympathy

  • Im sorry that death is such a buzz kill and that Ive been thinking more about breasts than your tragic loss. I just find them very life-affirming. See? Life-affirming.

    life affirming

    sympathy

  • My scientific experiments on dead mice have brought me tantalizingly close to conquering death !   ... Wait a sec ... Nope, false alarm. Still no progress, sorry.

    one mouse at a time

    sympathy

  • i'm sorry i wore the grim reaper costume to your grandmothers 82nd birthday. and once again, i am sorry for your sudden, tragic loss.

    grim reaper

    sympathy

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