Scientology is often described by experts, actors and celebrities as the one true religion. Because only a few religions have ever claimed that mantle, we have decided they might be onto something. These cards are represented here as satire because everybody knows that the L. Ron Hubbard was no mere writer of fiction. We would ourselves be practicing Scientologists but we do not have the funds for auditing and so all spiritual progress is stymied by our lack of wealth or celebrity. The cards here are clearly wrong and in poor taste and we include them among our collection to show you just how stupid opponents of the Church of Scientology can be. I know it sounds backwards but that's how satire works.
