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romance ecards

Where would we be without romance? Probably living less dramatic lives with more compatible people and much more realistic expectations. The only reason our range of Romantic wrongcards exists is because when people start to get themselves into a romantic mood, all good judgment evaporates. And that's where we come in. So if you are going all dewy-eyed and gaga about a certain special somebody then you might as well kick-off the relationship with a Greeting Card that is wrong. Because it's always good to scale back their estimation of you and get them used to feeling a little disappointed. It's only fair. Subcategories of our Romance Cards include: flirting cards, valentines day cards and, hopefully if you make it this far, cards for anniversaries.
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  • Oh my God, you know I like you, why do I have to give you a valentines day card? We are adults right? PS. This is the aforementioned valentines day card. PPS. No need to thank me.

    no need

    valentines

  • Happy Valentines Day. Because there is nothing weird about winged, naked babies holding weapons.

    winged babies

    valentines

  • I want to spend every moment of Valentines Day alone with you, showing you just how truly amazing and awesome I am at video games.

    valentines day with you

    valentines

  • mayonnaise makes the night more memorable

    mayonnaise

    flirting

  • I want you to know that I would still want to be with you even if I COULD lick my own genitals.

    still want you

    anniversary

  • Progress report: I now have THREE sexual fantasies of you that don't involve smurfs.

    progress report

    flirting

  • Here is your Valentines Day card. NOW can you make me a sandwich?

    subliminal

    valentines

  • St Valentines Day can be one of only two things: rich fat-cat industrialists with warehouses full of Valentines Day stuff to fob off onto unsuspecting poor folk, or two: 1 love. Can you decide which because I can't think about it without twitching.

    industrialist fat cats

    valentines

  • Anyone can promise to be attracted to you until death. But when it comes to making promises I believe in going  the extra mile. And a picture of a skeleton.

    the extra mile

    flirting

  • I probably really like you quite a lot. Or not - it depends of course on how you feel about me, which is a matter I cannot seem to accurately determine, which is why this card offers only the vaguest approximation of sentiment. This is a picture of an eel

    probably really like you

    flirting

  • I don't know if I could make you squeal like a pig but I could definitely manage 'squawk like an amorous puffin that has just had a near-death experience and needs to be held. And you can count on it, baby.

    amorous puffin

    flirting

  • Remember, no one can make you fake an orgasm quite like I can.

    no one can make you

    flirting

  • I would like to try some weird stuff but I dont want you to worry. Or even feel obliged to be conscious. Whatever works for you is fine.

    whatever works

    flirting

  • If I wasnt interested in sleeping with you sometime, why would I send you a cool drawing of a duck? Aforementioned picture of duck.

    duck drawing seduction

    flirting

  • Historians dont actually know who Saint Valentine was or how he became martyred. Geoffrey Chaucer and his mates in the 14th Century began to associate the day with romantic love about a thousand years after he died.

    ridiculousness

    valentines

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