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holiday ecards

So Holidays come around now and then and sometimes you can't be bothered thinking about them because they're all rubbish, right? But you need a token of sentiment to send along with your holiday greetings and here you are, poking about at Wrongcards looking for one. Nice judgment call. Here a few of our sub-categories: easter, st patricks day, jewish holidays, halloween, christmas, valentines, mothers day, fathers day, thanksgiving
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  • It is an increasingly common practice to put an elf doll in children's bedrooms. A supernatural doll that gathers data on their ethical performance. Former Russian KGB officers are probably kicking themselves.

    elf

    christmas

  • santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

    santa knew too much

    christmas

  • I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting.

    keep thanksgiving interesting

    thanksgiving

  • This Thanksgiving I plan on being thankful for my ancestor's genetic resistance to small pox.

    simple genetics

    thanksgiving

  • Every year my stupid voodoo-obsessed cat starts prophesying your death. Next time I'm getting one that's a nihilist.

    the non-nihilist halloween cat

    halloween

  • Trick'o'treating teaches children how to run extortion rackets for candy. You might as well just TELL them to grow up and become bankers.

    apprentice

    halloween

  • Let's get dressed up as suburban parents, knock on doors and ask if the candy is gluten-free.

    suburban halloween

    halloween

  • Happy Jewish New Year. Though I think if you move it to January 1st we would all find it easier to remember.

    rosh hashanah suggestion

    jewish

  • Happy Father's Day, even if we don't have much in common other than an early interest in my Mother's breasts.

    commonality

    fathers day

  • Thank you for not sending me down a river in a basket made from reeds so that I might be found by a Childless Queen and raised in that strange, distant realm to be a great and terrible leader of men.

    childless queen

    mothers day

  • I'll bet Mother's Day at King Oedipus' house could get awkward.

    even oedipus

    mothers day

  • I will forgive you for not making me a better person if you make cake.

    cake

    mothers day

  • This year let's spend St Patricks Day hanging out with English people and letting them push us around.

    untraditional

    st patricks day

  • In order for me to actually enjoy St Patricks Day, I have to take all the potatoes away from you.

    enjoy stpatricks day

    st patricks day

  • Let's celebrate St Patricks Day by dividing into two teams along arbitrary religious lines and then beating each other senseless.

    irish brawl

    st patricks day

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