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happy new year ecards

New Year's is an excuse to go drinking. We count down to some moment on an abstract, imaginary calendar and then we go and drink and run around the streets yelling happy new year! at equally drunk strangers. This is perfectly normal behavior and makes a lot of sense provided you don't think about it. But you should send new years cards to people now and get them feeling positive towards you before they find themselves waking up on January 1st in a pool of soup that is two-parts vodka, one part your vomit.
  • Happy New Year. Have fun out there but remember: spider monkeys. They're a silent killer.

    silent killer

    happy new year

  • Happy new year. Remember, if police dont use the words alcohol was a factor then were doing it wrong.

    alcohol was a factor

    happy new year

  •  the ideal New Years Resolution should include the mention of a dead clown, a chain-saw, a stolen golf buggy, half a pound of peyote and a determination to improve oneself.

    an ideal new years resolution

    happy new year

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