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halloween ecards

Every Halloween a bunch of creepy stuff happens. Plastic skeletons appear on porches. People burn pumpkins. Children go around in disguise extorting confectionery. And people send wrong Halloween Cards to their otherwise blameless friends. Say Happy Halloween with a Wrongcard and only mildly annoy them. As far as gifts go.. well, they're free and slightly less tacky than a plastic jack-o-lantern. This is sub-category of all holiday cards. To see more, click here.
  • Every year my stupid voodoo-obsessed cat starts prophesying your death. Next time I'm getting one that's a nihilist.

    the non-nihilist halloween cat

    halloween

  • Trick'o'treating teaches children how to run extortion rackets for candy. You might as well just TELL them to grow up and become bankers.

    apprentice

    halloween

  • Let's get dressed up as suburban parents, knock on doors and ask if the candy is gluten-free.

    suburban halloween

    halloween

  • If you dont decorate the front of your house with morbid, grisly plastic ornaments that were manufactured in China, then people think you're some kind of weirdo.

    plastic morbidity

    halloween

  • In my Rorschach ink-blot test I easily recognized the Moth Man who has been trying to eat my soul since my childhood. But I told the doctor I only saw my mother having sex. I like to make him happy.

    moth man inkblot

    halloween

  • Decorating a front lawn with the rotting fruits of a late-night grave robbery is a felony. But sometimes, an authentic Halloween requires that we go that extra mile.

    halloween decorations

    halloween

  • May ten thousand nightmarish, pumpkin-headed creatures armed with Kalashnikovs and rocket-propelled grenades stage a violent and bloody military coup this  Halloween.

    may ten thousand creatures

    halloween

  • Halloween not creepy enough? how about now with this picture of tom cruise talking about scientology?

    halloween not creepy enough?

    halloween

  • There is more to halloween than looking at goth chicks on myspace. get out there and scare a child.

    more to halloween

    halloween

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Offering free ecards that are wrong for every occasion, Wrongcards.com is possibly the most curious greeting card site on the web. Here you will find cards with a unique freshness and originality, which have been lovingly inked on fresh parchment by an emotionally mature artist committed only to the causes of good taste and judgment. Read more here.

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