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flirting ecards

Keeping the costs of flirtation down to a minimum is critical because flirting is your bread and butter, your ticket to fame and success. Fortunately, unlike love, our flirting cards are free (to send, anyway). We're not saying you should be using wrongcards to flirt with people; we're saying that if you don't you will probably end up dying alone and unloved. In a cold damp room. On a mildewed carpet beside a dead clown with a needle in its arm. And lots of spiders.
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  • mayonnaise makes the night more memorable

    mayonnaise

    flirting

  • Progress report: I now have THREE sexual fantasies of you that don't involve smurfs.

    progress report

    flirting

  • Anyone can promise to be attracted to you until death. But when it comes to making promises I believe in going  the extra mile. And a picture of a skeleton.

    the extra mile

    flirting

  • I probably really like you quite a lot. Or not - it depends of course on how you feel about me, which is a matter I cannot seem to accurately determine, which is why this card offers only the vaguest approximation of sentiment. This is a picture of an eel

    probably really like you

    flirting

  • I don't know if I could make you squeal like a pig but I could definitely manage 'squawk like an amorous puffin that has just had a near-death experience and needs to be held. And you can count on it, baby.

    amorous puffin

    flirting

  • Remember, no one can make you fake an orgasm quite like I can.

    no one can make you

    flirting

  • I would like to try some weird stuff but I dont want you to worry. Or even feel obliged to be conscious. Whatever works for you is fine.

    whatever works

    flirting

  • If I wasnt interested in sleeping with you sometime, why would I send you a cool drawing of a duck? Aforementioned picture of duck.

    duck drawing seduction

    flirting

  • I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater.

    sweet anteater lover

    flirting

  • I would like to get up close and impersonal with you because people say you like it that way and I just want to make you happy.

    close and impersonal

    flirting

  •  then you advance on me through a blood red mist wielding a spear. I know  this fantasy is fraught with peril but I figure  that at this point in our relationship you owe me some stuff like this.

    fantasy fraught with peril

    flirting

  • Now that we have done everything else, the next thing I would like for us to try is foreplay.

    next thing to try

    flirting

  • how much alcohol would I be required to buy you so I might clumsily paw at your body without you objecting much?

    how much alcohol

    flirting

  • So the plan is we become sex addicts, then attempt to cure ourselves via immersion therapy. Unless you have a better plan for the weekend (not scientifically possible).

    immersion therapy

    flirting

  • How amenable would you be to the idea that we rub our moistened genitals together in a thoroughly recreational/ non-procreative manner?

    how amenable are you

    flirting

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