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There isn't a man alive who hasn't given serious thought to how he'd secure himself and his family In The Event of Zombies. We already know the best escape-routes, choke-points and where to build the barricades. Hunter-gatherer milieu? Yes please - then we can be awesome again! Well anyway, I never said we were sane.
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I've been liking the pre-utopian star trek.

Pence won't dine alone with a woman who isn't wife. ACCIDENTAL SEX is just a norm in his ill-researched, guesswork-based heterosexual pose.

I think every world leader, when meeting Pence, should sit him down, put their arm around his shoulder and say, "Dude. It's okay to be gay."

Damn... https://t.co/kxbe7FBv6k

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