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About this card: unwelcome follower
If I were a famous individual my name would be prefixed with the phrase 'The Famous Recluse'. I know that sounds grandiose but I don't see any point in being a humble recluse. So anyway I like to provide excuses to recluses. Example: today's card. If you want an unbelievable life, stop being believable right now, I say.
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RT @parisreview: “A story can be like a mad, lovely visitor, with whom you spend a rather exciting weekend.” —Lorrie Moore https://t.co/RTH…

RT @JonnyGeller: Attacking authors for having views on the world we live in is like attacking fish for breathing underwater. https://t.co/v…

I think if this crawled onto my arm I'd go into shock. https://t.co/y6nPdfuX07

RT @Teddicchi: I'm never leaving twitter. https://t.co/k07XABgeds

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