@realDonaldTrump Whining that members of a historically oppressed minory should uphold mandatory levels of patriot… https://t.co/8N6xjypeTr
About this card: unsuspiciousThe solitary purpose of an Excuses Card is to extricate you from a social obligation. Just send a wrongcard and let me tell lies on your behalf. See? Your conscience is clear. And my conscience? I don't have one yet but I promise that a conscience is the first thing I'm going to buy when I'm rich.
Damn it, I really was going to not mention systemic corruption and hypocrisy today. I've let myself down again. Thank you world.
@commentiquette @realDonaldTrump On matters of patriotism we must all defer to the judgement of an old, rich, racis… https://t.co/6bC63MFXDc
@JohnBirmingham You might be right, but goddamn it, if Picard requested someone bring him Tea Earl Grey Hot, we'd b… https://t.co/Il7UXKC7nE