Olympics Ecard with text: Never forget the real unsung heroes of the Olympic Games ... the scientists working tirelessly behind the scenes to create completely undetectable steroids.

About This Card | So here’s a tip: if you should ever find yourself at a dinner table with some senior IOC officials, don’t mention the sentiments of today’s wrongcard. They’ll blither at you in fluent Belgian or Swiss (or whatever that jibber-jabber was), storm out and leave you with the check. Trust me: it’s a good thing I can climb through bathroom windows.

31 Jul 2012