@realDonaldTrump Whining that members of a historically oppressed minory should uphold mandatory levels of patriot… https://t.co/8N6xjypeTr
About this card: the one with the ratIt's a good rule of thumb that you should always be nice to other people or else they won't give you a piece of cake on their birthdays. You can elect not to be nice and instead sneak into their houses and eat their cake while they're sleeping but take it from me, Cake Burgling is not the caper-filled dream job that we all grew up hoping it would be. So be nice to people today, okay? And send this card to someone!
Damn it, I really was going to not mention systemic corruption and hypocrisy today. I've let myself down again. Thank you world.
@commentiquette @realDonaldTrump On matters of patriotism we must all defer to the judgement of an old, rich, racis… https://t.co/6bC63MFXDc
@JohnBirmingham You might be right, but goddamn it, if Picard requested someone bring him Tea Earl Grey Hot, we'd b… https://t.co/Il7UXKC7nE