still want you

I want you to know that I would still want to be with you even if I COULD lick my own genitals.

About this card

So maybe it's not your anniversary today. Whatever. I can't know everything. I just know the important things - like the fact that there is no better time to test a relationship then on an Anniversary. You need to know how to do that, and that's how THIS card can be of help. Remember: if they cry, pretend you were joking.
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