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Romance today is all about half-measures. It's gotten so bad that boys don't even steal flowers from graves any more, they just buy 'em in a shop. That's like saying 'I'll do anything to win and retain your affections provided it's convenient and lawful'. Once, lovers red-lined their emotions well into the realm of corpse desecration. But its ok, Romance can be saved; Wrongcards is taking it back!
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@HaggardHawks "Goodnight, all - I'm off to secubate." "I want some secubation." I am pessimistic about this word re-entering common usage.

RT @ggreenwald: Except for that whole thing about the American Revolution. https://t.co/3Sfm1Uqs6X

RT @tomgauld: Here is a cartoon about a thin-skinned orange nitwit: https://t.co/c8FnuvK1Va

And here we all are at Twitter. Or, as I call it, these days, "oh what the fuck has he said now??"

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