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Alright blokes, you're fond of a lady but you can't very well show up in her kitchen at 3am, naked and covered in mud and broken glass, claiming to be a time-traveler. Trust me, I speak from experience when I say that women are far too jaded and cynical nowadays for that to work. My best advice? Send this card. My next best advice requires a gorilla suit but I don't give away ALL my trade secrets.
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RT @tomgauld: a recent cartoon for @newscientist https://t.co/R4HEmOM4Mg

Chernobyl, a poem by me. Click-click-click-click... click-click-click-CLICK CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK Halp - I'm bleeding from the nose.

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I have never known whether Big Bird is a boy or girl.

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