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About this card: sometimes
I'm going to go and pass out in a moment and my consciousness will disappear for roughly six hours but when I awaken, fresh and thirsting for vengeance against the Vicissitudes of Fate, I will go down to the local Starbucks and speak this card's caption to the first stranger that I see. That is how I fix the world.
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RT @tomgauld: a recent cartoon for @newscientist https://t.co/R4HEmOM4Mg

Chernobyl, a poem by me. Click-click-click-click... click-click-click-CLICK CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK Halp - I'm bleeding from the nose.

RT @tomgauld: For @newscientist - https://t.co/pnZpKLnHFM

I have never known whether Big Bird is a boy or girl.

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