Yer a captain of an aircraft carrier: do you leave the ship to go capture a terrorist with ur 2nd in command? Or do you delegate? #discovery
About this card: sneaky snowmenPeople often say I'm too serious, but I have so many responsibilities! I run one of the most influential and socially responsible websites on Earth! It's Christmas and I should burning tires in my living room and making up a batch of Nanna's lizard soup but here I am drawing pictures of snowmen for all you reckless people who think snowmen are safe to be around. Look at me, Nanna, saving the world again...
Captain! First officer! How bout u 2 stay here, and we beam combat specialists onto the enemy ship instead? Said no-one on Star Trek ever.
@JamesGleick Can you see how maybe telling Trump he has a Navy might be a bad idea?
RT @thenoahkinsey: Just so we're clear: #TakeAKnee https://t.co/DnW7FyZi6f