If you haven't insulted a grieving widow who is pregnant with two children today, then you have more aptitude for the job than @potus
About this card: sheepI know many of you hope one day to find a special someone with an excellent credit history and maybe go in on a thirty-year fixed-rate mortgage together. I too am a romantic. But romance isn't just about money - there's a biological aspect to it too. If you don't send today's card to a potential co-mortgage signatory then you'll never have any offspring to fight about in court. I'm here to help.
RT @CoreyRobin: Every once in a while, Trump tells the truth and gets it right. https://t.co/wuJZfvfNlp https://t.co/Vzw2p53faI
RT @jefferiesshow: Jim and Representative @tedlieu talk trolling Trump, taking a knee, and dissing Disick. https://t.co/yYORjJkXAb
@HaggardHawks The never irrelevent @HaggardHawks ladies and gentlemen...