RT @adambromell: https://t.co/GI8OJURdKN
About this card: sheepI know many of you hope one day to find a special someone with an excellent credit history and maybe go in on a thirty-year fixed-rate mortgage together. I too am a romantic. But romance isn't just about money - there's a biological aspect to it too. If you don't send today's card to a potential co-mortgage signatory then you'll never have any offspring to fight about in court. I'm here to help.
RT @tomgauld: a recent cartoon for @newscientist https://t.co/R4HEmOM4Mg
Chernobyl, a poem by me. Click-click-click-click... click-click-click-CLICK CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK Halp - I'm bleeding from the nose.
RT @tomgauld: For @newscientist - https://t.co/pnZpKLnHFM