Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.

About This Card | I’m ignoring our re-hash Wednesday tradition and posting a new card today because, well, I have the power to do so and because I am the boss. Being a boss is like being a king except instead of bringing you courtesans they bring you tea. Today’s card is about Mother’s Day. I’m sorry I mentioned courtesans before. Sometimes I say things that are a little bit inappropriate. It’s a bit of a secret.

9 May 2012