parasites

I'm not saying you have a parasite growing inside of you. I'm saying it's much worse than that.

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You know how it is when you get bored and want to mess with the minds of certain friends or family-members who are 'with child'? Well, I have a strategy for that - a little something I like to call, 'saying things that are 1'.

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