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About this card: nobody thinks
This surprises people but I've never actually lost an argument. People say it's because I'm delusional but people get all sorts of fanciful ideas in their heads. (I've also never lost a game of monopoly because ghosts knock the board off the table whenever I'm losing). Whatever. It doesn't matter. The point is that today's card is here.
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I've been liking the pre-utopian star trek.

Pence won't dine alone with a woman who isn't wife. ACCIDENTAL SEX is just a norm in his ill-researched, guesswork-based heterosexual pose.

I think every world leader, when meeting Pence, should sit him down, put their arm around his shoulder and say, "Dude. It's okay to be gay."

Damn... https://t.co/kxbe7FBv6k

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