@realDonaldTrump Whining that members of a historically oppressed minory should uphold mandatory levels of patriot… https://t.co/8N6xjypeTr
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Damn it, I really was going to not mention systemic corruption and hypocrisy today. I've let myself down again. Thank you world.
@commentiquette @realDonaldTrump On matters of patriotism we must all defer to the judgement of an old, rich, racis… https://t.co/6bC63MFXDc
@JohnBirmingham You might be right, but goddamn it, if Picard requested someone bring him Tea Earl Grey Hot, we'd b… https://t.co/Il7UXKC7nE