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I hate seeing humanoids with black eyeballs. It makes it so much harder to relate to them. Now I'm not a judgmental person (except when I take an instant dislike to someone because I don't like their hat) but if I see a reptilian creature with bat wings I cross the street. I think it's because I don't want to get caught up in all their drama.
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RT @tomgauld: a recent cartoon for @newscientist https://t.co/R4HEmOM4Mg

Chernobyl, a poem by me. Click-click-click-click... click-click-click-CLICK CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK Halp - I'm bleeding from the nose.

RT @tomgauld: For @newscientist - https://t.co/pnZpKLnHFM

I have never known whether Big Bird is a boy or girl.

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