RT @GeorgeMonbiot: A brilliant take-down of the Zuckerbeg/liberal billionaire bullshit generating machine: https://t.co/LBIxCnZUEG
About this card: little bit irritableOccasionally I don't get my own way. So I lock myself in a bathroom and have a good cry while my friends sit outside and compliment me for a few hours through the door. Actually that is not what happens. Instead I have to pretend to be sorry and issue cards like these to my friends. Adult life is bitterly unfair.
@realDonaldTrump You mean like this? https://t.co/X1MChuPWYd
RT @HarvardBooks: Friday @ 7: Don't miss Tali Sharot & @CassSunstein discussing Sharot's latest book THE INFLUENTIAL MIND https://t.co/oRQh…
#ADuckWalksIntoABar and says 'ow', steps over it and keeps going in roughly the same direction. I'm very good at jokes.