If you haven't insulted a grieving widow who is pregnant with two children today, then you have more aptitude for the job than @potus
About this card: lazy and unmotivatedPeople are always going and having babies and expecting us to give them gifts. But how can anything we give them top The Miracle of Life? Thats what I ask, but everyone says: no, no you've got to give them a present anyway. So I send a small bottle of rum ("for the baby") or an ecard like this one. Anything to avoid babysitting.
RT @CoreyRobin: Every once in a while, Trump tells the truth and gets it right. https://t.co/wuJZfvfNlp https://t.co/Vzw2p53faI
RT @jefferiesshow: Jim and Representative @tedlieu talk trolling Trump, taking a knee, and dissing Disick. https://t.co/yYORjJkXAb
@HaggardHawks The never irrelevent @HaggardHawks ladies and gentlemen...