irish brawl

Let's celebrate St Patricks Day by dividing into two teams along arbitrary religious lines and then beating each other senseless.

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St Patrick brought Christianity to Ireland. Now they celebrate him by getting very, very drunk. History: it's not ironic except for, well, all of it. Here is today's card.

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