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Flirting Ecard: 'I Would Chop Off An Arm'. | Wrongcards
About this card: i would chop off an arm
On re-hash Wednesday we nostalgically re-visit a card from days of yore. This was published on April 13, 2008, back when Wrongcards was a weekend project that I ran to stress-test the patience of Harvard's Department of Human Resources. BTW I told them that, there being only 20 million Australians, I was therefore a minority. 'You can't fire minorities', I said. Logic is my superpower.
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I've been liking the pre-utopian star trek.

Pence won't dine alone with a woman who isn't wife. ACCIDENTAL SEX is just a norm in his ill-researched, guesswork-based heterosexual pose.

I think every world leader, when meeting Pence, should sit him down, put their arm around his shoulder and say, "Dude. It's okay to be gay."

Damn... https://t.co/kxbe7FBv6k

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