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People throw about the phrase 'a cry for help' pretty loosely in society these days - it's easy to get confused. I used to think wearing gumboots while not working in an agricultural capacity was a cry for help. See? If I can get confused, anyone can. Today's rehash Wednesday card is kind of a cry for help but trust me: for best results set a divan on fire.
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Yer a captain of an aircraft carrier: do you leave the ship to go capture a terrorist with ur 2nd in command? Or do you delegate? #discovery

Captain! First officer! How bout u 2 stay here, and we beam combat specialists onto the enemy ship instead? Said no-one on Star Trek ever.

@JamesGleick Can you see how maybe telling Trump he has a Navy might be a bad idea?

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