RT @JohnCleese: It's well known that the unsigned ones are much, much rarer https://t.co/HvzO3l3vmJ
About this card: appropriated holidayI love Christmas. Christmas doesn't mean presents, trees, or Jesus having a birthday. It means pudding and fruit mince pies! And also explaining what those things are to skeptical Americans who, without pudding or fruit mince pies, have been getting Christmas wrong for centuries. Oh I should say something about this card. Let's see. Let me think. Hmm. How about 'I need to stop saying the truth or nobody is going to invite me to their Christmas parties...'
@JohnBirmingham I can't believe we are even discussing this back home. Equality should be a fact, not a debate.
RT @Number10cat: 1. Report was yesterday 2. England and Wales, not UK. 3. Separate survey shows 9% drop 4. Terrorism deaths down by 88% sin…
RT @RealTimeWWII: UK War Office has today recommended that British soldiers at the front read both 'Mein Kampf' & the 'Communist Manifesto'.