RT @wokeluisa: Trying to figure out how #TakeAKnee is un-American but letting people die because of lack of health insurance is patriotic
About this card: hallucinatedWhenever I apologize to someone I always try to make it sound heartfelt and sincere. I believe the best way of sounding heartfelt and sincere is the employment of a giraffe sock puppet. If you don't own one, ask the person to whom you are apologizing to simply imagine you have one on your hand. You should also warn them that the giraffe is a bit 'bitey'. Just in case your apology isn't good enough for them.
@JohnBirmingham Living in America, someone explained it to me. I had a week-long freak out. Mild reaction here: https://t.co/ThxbVTGBFb
RT @KrangTNelson: if you ever need proof that the meritocracy is a lie, just remember that this man is paid $15 million dollars a year to w…
@NoisyAstronomer @jk_rowling Hey I just coined a word: hepeated. It means totally coming up with an idea all by you… https://t.co/8la2VDbgQj