@realDonaldTrump Whining that members of a historically oppressed minory should uphold mandatory levels of patriot… https://t.co/8N6xjypeTr
About this card: elfI watch Bill O'Reilly so I know that the widespread lack of belief in Santa can be explained as a plot against Christmas by liberal elites. Sometimes I'm not certain though. I tortured this elf in my bedroom for more information, and I'm very good at that, but so far he's given up nothing. I feel like I've failed all of you.
Damn it, I really was going to not mention systemic corruption and hypocrisy today. I've let myself down again. Thank you world.
@commentiquette @realDonaldTrump On matters of patriotism we must all defer to the judgement of an old, rich, racis… https://t.co/6bC63MFXDc
@JohnBirmingham You might be right, but goddamn it, if Picard requested someone bring him Tea Earl Grey Hot, we'd b… https://t.co/Il7UXKC7nE