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Excuses Ecard: 'Communication'. | Wrongcards
About this card: communication
I've never been a person who makes up excuses but that has never been my fault. Usually I was too busy, or a thing came up, or I had to stay late or I was volunteering at a hospital helping nurses put on stockings. But nowadays I think 'inventing excuses' is my calling. I'd like to elaborate further but there's a helicopter waiting to take me to the White House. Look, my life is complicated.
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I've been liking the pre-utopian star trek.

Pence won't dine alone with a woman who isn't wife. ACCIDENTAL SEX is just a norm in his ill-researched, guesswork-based heterosexual pose.

I think every world leader, when meeting Pence, should sit him down, put their arm around his shoulder and say, "Dude. It's okay to be gay."

Damn... https://t.co/kxbe7FBv6k

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