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You can use today's card to extricate yourself from an invitation to a party so that you can do more important things, like space out on the internet or micromanage your Japanese fugu smuggling operation. This card is just so amazingly reasonable - what could possibly go wrong?
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RT @tomgauld: a recent cartoon for @newscientist https://t.co/R4HEmOM4Mg

Chernobyl, a poem by me. Click-click-click-click... click-click-click-CLICK CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK Halp - I'm bleeding from the nose.

RT @tomgauld: For @newscientist - https://t.co/pnZpKLnHFM

I have never known whether Big Bird is a boy or girl.

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