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"What are you getting me for Christmas?" she asked. "A card," I replied. "Because you own a greeting card company, right?" "That's right. If I give you a card I get to save money." "Great." "It is pretty cool," I agreed. "Well, at least promise me it'll be a traditional Christmas card, with deer on it or something." "I promise."
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