@realDonaldTrump Whining that members of a historically oppressed minory should uphold mandatory levels of patriot… https://t.co/8N6xjypeTr
About this card: charlie sheenThe media is blitzing us with reports of uprisings in Libya, Tunisia and Egypt, but have so far ignored the tribulations of actor Charlie Sheen. He's out of work and in six months will run out of cocaine. He doesn't need our pity, he needs drugs and hookers, so take on some extra shifts and donate generously. Thank you.
Damn it, I really was going to not mention systemic corruption and hypocrisy today. I've let myself down again. Thank you world.
@commentiquette @realDonaldTrump On matters of patriotism we must all defer to the judgement of an old, rich, racis… https://t.co/6bC63MFXDc
@JohnBirmingham You might be right, but goddamn it, if Picard requested someone bring him Tea Earl Grey Hot, we'd b… https://t.co/Il7UXKC7nE