RT @wokeluisa: Trying to figure out how #TakeAKnee is un-American but letting people die because of lack of health insurance is patriotic
About this card: birthday obligationsIs it your Birthday today? Then I created a perfect card just for you. A-ha! I don't know anyone having a birthday. It was a lie. I lie like a rug! And I'm adrift in a sea of fabrication and dishonesty. But then again: if it isn't your Birthday then you have to admit, you kinda failed me personally as well. I'm going to forgive you, though, because it's what Dr. Phil would want me to do. Dr. Phil has a nice moustache.
@JohnBirmingham Living in America, someone explained it to me. I had a week-long freak out. Mild reaction here: https://t.co/ThxbVTGBFb
RT @KrangTNelson: if you ever need proof that the meritocracy is a lie, just remember that this man is paid $15 million dollars a year to w…
@NoisyAstronomer @jk_rowling Hey I just coined a word: hepeated. It means totally coming up with an idea all by you… https://t.co/8la2VDbgQj