RT @wokeluisa: Trying to figure out how #TakeAKnee is un-American but letting people die because of lack of health insurance is patriotic
About this card: badly calibratedOne of the things that makes apologizing so enjoyable is that people always believe me. Once I set fire to someone's couch and, even though I was doing them a huge favor (it had a floral print), things were tense until I said sorry. That's why it's childish not to say sorry. Next week I'm setting fire to their new couch because it's brown and I'll say sorry again. Maturity doesn't mean 'boring'.
@JohnBirmingham Living in America, someone explained it to me. I had a week-long freak out. Mild reaction here: https://t.co/ThxbVTGBFb
RT @KrangTNelson: if you ever need proof that the meritocracy is a lie, just remember that this man is paid $15 million dollars a year to w…
@NoisyAstronomer @jk_rowling Hey I just coined a word: hepeated. It means totally coming up with an idea all by you… https://t.co/8la2VDbgQj