If you haven't insulted a grieving widow who is pregnant with two children today, then you have more aptitude for the job than @potus
About this card: antlersLast week there was a lot of lovey-dovey romance talk here because of Valentines Day. Did you know that romance can lead to babies? That makes me uneasy. As far as pets go, babies are expensive. My pet wasp swarm, in contrast, is very cheap to feed: like, two hobos a month or something. I like babies but if you think about it long enough you'll see that wasps are cooler.
RT @CoreyRobin: Every once in a while, Trump tells the truth and gets it right. https://t.co/wuJZfvfNlp https://t.co/Vzw2p53faI
RT @jefferiesshow: Jim and Representative @tedlieu talk trolling Trump, taking a knee, and dissing Disick. https://t.co/yYORjJkXAb
@HaggardHawks The never irrelevent @HaggardHawks ladies and gentlemen...