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christmas ecards

It's a special time of year that brings people closer together while problematizing the core principles of consumer capitalism. Here is a question: why is Christmas a shopping holiday? And when did it stop being about love and long-legged women in red stockings? Why are we buying things for our annoying relatives? What happened to the real Christmas and where are the elves we were promised? Is Christmas little more than a conspiracy perpetrated against us by sock merchants? I find all these questions troubling. Anyway. Here are some cards you can send to people for this holiday. You don't have to tell them they were free to send.This is a sub-category of all holiday cards. To see more, click here.
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  • It is an increasingly common practice to put an elf doll in children's bedrooms. A supernatural doll that gathers data on their ethical performance. Former Russian KGB officers are probably kicking themselves.

    elf

    christmas

  • santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

    santa knew too much

    christmas

  • Merry Christmas Etcetera. But I am not buying you a present because I don't like to sneak around and do things behind your back.

    christmas sneaking

    christmas

  • Santa might give more expensive gifts to rich kids but only because he knows they'll eventually trickle down to poor kids.

    trickle down christmas

    christmas

  • Because I am a liberal with a Secular Progressive Agenda I do not give gifts at XMAS. Instead I sponsor a terrorist or volunteer at the local abortion clinic where we kill heterosexual fetuses for free. We round off the holiday with eggnog, because it is

    Secular Progressive Agenda

    christmas

  • Christmas is a debt-inducing celebration of commodity culture wrapped inside a guilt trip, which means I won't talk to you if you don't get me a present.

    symbolic emptiness

    christmas

  • In accordance with tradition, and like most others, this Christmas card has lots of deer in it. With a picture of venison.

    christmas deer

    christmas

  •  you know they say liberals and atheists undermine Christmas.

    someone undermines christmas

    christmas

  • everything in the world is fantastic. i love the government. merry Christmas

    everything is fantastic

    christmas

  • I badly wanted to buy you a Christmas present this year but what with this whole economic meltdown and everything... So here is a drawing I did for you of a deer instead. Actually I might have traced it.

    adequate christmas present

    christmas

  • When we appropriated a pagan holiday,we didnt choose one with naked writhing priestesses performing orgiastic fertility rites and snake dances. No. We based our holiday on a Turkish guy called Nicholas who left coins in peoples shoes.

    appropriated holiday

    christmas

  • a very reasonable christmas wish

    christmas zebra

    christmas

  • Due to prohibitively strict laws in my State, I could not this year contrive to present you with the severed head of Justin Bieber as a Christmas gift. And I say so with heartfelt regret and feelings of utter despondency.

    christmas regrets

    christmas

  • Santa makes all us comfortable with being lied to by authority figures. He teaches us that gullibility is more likely to be rewarded than skepticism.

    the santa claus myth

    christmas

  •  merry christmas. dear Santa, all I want this year is a leg of your finest venison. Dancer or Prancer is ok but not Rudolf cause he is some kind of genetic freak.

    not rudolf please santa

    christmas

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