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celebration ecards

Our Celebration Cards are not useful to send to people who are celebrating things that are important to them. They may elicit gratitude. They may elicit horror. They may result in extraordinary sexual-favors but this is highly unlikely so let's put special emphasis here on the 'free ecards' aspect and leave it at that. Besides, it's not as if fate has been dispensing free tea and biscuits to you lately. Why doesn't anybody send you these cards? The world is unjust. There, I said it. But as a feeble act of good conscience, sending along one of our celebratory cards to others more fortunate than yourself is probably an ill-conceived idea. And that's the real benefit. Sub-categories of our Celebration Cards include: birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, the arrival of babies, and also when you need to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
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  • Happy Birthday. You're going to get old and live in one of thousands of identical boxes and then get sad and die. But today is not the day to think about that, ok?

    identical boxes

    birthday

  • I was going to bring your new baby gold, frankincense and myrrh but I remembered how badly that can turn out.

    december baby

    baby

  • It's your birthday. Pretty soon you'll start to feel intimidated by young people wearing hoodies.

    young people

    birthday

  • I would have wished you a Happy Birthday sooner but I wanted to be sure it really as your birthday and not some troubled exercise in narcissism.

    troubled

    birthday

  • I'm sorry I cannot babysit your child but I suffer from a debilitating phobia of orange-colored excrement.

    debilitating

    baby

  • I'm not saying you have a parasite growing inside of you. I'm saying it's much worse than that.

    parasites

    baby

  • Happy Birthday. I give you permission to touch yourself while thinking about me. Paying me a modest sum for the privilege is optional but is considered traditional.

    new birthday tradition

    birthday

  • In fairness to myself, the only reason I don't want to hear all about your pregnancy is because I think the process is icky.

    fairness to myself

    baby

  • Congratulations on the birth of your baby, if indeed it IS your baby and not the baby I read about on the back of my milk carton.

    milk baby

    baby

  • Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, I can't wait to see which one of you wins.

    upcoming marriage

    wedding

  • Placenta should never go to waste.

    old fashioned advice

    baby

  •  Happy Birthday etc. Please note that with the receipt of this ecard all of my obligations in the matter are now met.

    birthday obligations

    birthday

  • May your birthday be peaceful and uninterrupted by a sexually gregarious llama who won't take no for an answer.

    gregarious llama

    birthday

  • Aside from the fact that, generally speaking, your baby has poor personal hygiene and is lazy, incoherent, unmotivated, self-absorbed, and hogging all the attention, I think the child has a lot to recommend it.

    lazy and unmotivated

    baby

  • It's your birthday! They give you a cake. And then a crowd of people help themselves to a slice. And everybody congratulates you while they eat your alleged cake. They eat it all up in front of you and you only get one slice, maybe two.

    your alleged cake

    birthday

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Offering free ecards that are wrong for every occasion, Wrongcards.com is possibly the most curious greeting card site on the web. Here you will find cards with a unique freshness and originality, which have been lovingly inked on fresh parchment by an emotionally mature artist committed only to the causes of good taste and judgment. Read more here.

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