I Always Forget to Send Christmas Cards

Christmas is pretty awesome because people give me things and nice food appears magically around me, due some social ties I made in the past. I have no problem with Christmas provided nobody expects anything from me other than gratitude and appreciation. The moment anyone expects anything else, I feel that the experience for me begins to pall. This is a reasonable question: why can't my friends get their own stuff? I'm sure all men ask themselves that question. Thoughtfulness, from my perspective, is demonstrated by my spending time with them instead of not spending time with them; what other proof is there that I value their company? If any of them don't have something they need, then my first question would be: why haven't they provided themselves with this thing? Is it because it isn't important enough to them personally? If so, why should I get them something that isn't important to them personally? Perhaps they just didn't need it. Why should I provide people with things they don't need? How is that being a friend? Anyway. I should send my friends wrongcards this year and lie and say that I made that card for them personally. And despite this site, despite the fact I created all these cards, there is an 80% chance that I'm going to forget to send these cards to anyone I know. Look, I'm not happy about it either and I fully intend on changing my ways in my next life.