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There is no way of classifying any of these cards other than with three special letters: WTF. No explanation is necessary - to discover more you're going to have to click on a card and flick through the entire category yourself. So get on board - the train is leaving the station and you have a whole lot of weirdness to get through...

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gorillas in the midst wtf ecards

The fact that people write to thank me for making a truly useful ecard site has often given me pause for thought: what could I be doing wrong? Seems like too many of you are getting yourselves into some pretty weird situations. Today's card features a gorilla wearing a suit; if it seems relevant to your life then I have little choice but to throw my hands up in despair.
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molotov cocktails wtf ecards

FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.
Never play with fire, they say, but that's no way to win at monopoly. I've started three fires during games of monopoly and went on to win each game. I think of fire as the God of Winning.
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I am glad I didn't know you when you didn't eat meat
by Ron Spangler
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In the interest of gender equality, boys should also be allowed to play with dolls.
by Tea
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...it was then that Mary realized why her parents told her to not let the baby lick her watch
by enry
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gnomes and fear wtf ecards

It is better that garden gnomes are not real, for I should have no choice but to spend all my years teaching them to meaning of fear.
Increasingly I allow myself to be persuaded that garden gnomes are probably not real - because somehow it seems to matter to the people around me - but the fact is their existence still doesn't make a lot of sense. Why would somebody intentionally make garden gnomes? And why isn't the government doing anything to stop them? And when did we all decide not to ask these questions?!
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pretending pinata wtf ecards

I have learned that if it starts yowling, it is probably only pretending to be a piñata. In which case one should stop drinking immediately.
I've always wanted to have a psychiatrist who lasts more than one session. But after my hour is up they tend to be anxious to refer me to someone else. Or they disappear, forcing me to break into their house and read their private correspondence in order to track them down. One guy is in a sanatorium in Geneva. I'm wearing that dude's slippers.
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pandas and chinese restaurants wtf ecards

 So it turns out that trying to order panda in a Chinese restaurant is considered offensive.
I want to go to India one day; I love the food and the people seem really nice, despite Hollywood making them out to be violent, tomahawk-wielding lunatics who'll attack anyone in a cowboy hat. But then, I'm a worldly, cosmopolitan sort of guy. And one time I ate Chinese food. Cooked by a retired warlord called General Tso. My life is amazing!
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bees wtf ecards

Warning: bees are everywhere. Take all necessary precautions.
Whenever a person tells me they are depressed I suggest they bake some muffins. I tell them research indicates that baking increases production of the monoamine neurotransmitter 5-hydroxytryptamine (serotonin). It's not true, I just like muffins. If bees were an ingredient in muffins then this post would be slightly less tangential.
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gnomes live wtf ecards

If garden gnomes are not secretly alive, how do you explain the little bastards moving around when we're not looking?
Even though I've played every Grand Theft Auto game to death, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts still refuses to issue me with a driver's license. And while I will concede that I don't know how to drive a car, why are they singling ME out?! Whatever. I'm over it. If you ever ride public transport in Boston and hear an Australian guy talking about garden gnomes, come over and say hi...
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aliens fail me wtf ecards

Sometimes I look up into the night sky and wonder: why wont the aliens abduct and probe me?
On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and celebrate other nations's holidays. I don't know much about the US Independence Day because the movie skimmed a lot of background details but I have no problem remembering Will Smith saving the earth and also punching an alien in the face.
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