in laws ecards
"Sweetie, I LOVE your parents, you know I do..." If you've heard these words then you're living with a god-damned liar. And that's fine. I believe that nobody should love their spouse's parents - it's creepy. Oh of course you meet these people who say they don't want to kill their in-laws and sometimes I even believe them, in which case I like to to refer them to a mental health specialist in Switzerland. Who was it that said that the only reason you should be nice to your in-laws is so that you can be above suspicion when you murder them? Oh that's right, it was me.