Excuses. We all need to excuse ourselves occasionally from attending a party. Or abstain from doing something someone wants us to do because we don't feel like it. Sometimes our excuses are sound enough. It's just that our friends and family aren't always reasonable people who understood that sometimes we don't want to do what we're told. Sometimes we'd rather drive nails into our legs than attend one of their awful, you know, events they plan. Dinners. Wine and Cheese Nights. Orgies. Such events with family can be a little distasteful. So these Excuses Cards should help you extricate yourself from said awkward scenarios. Some of them are even believable. They're probably a little inappropriate but that's what you get from free ecards, cheapskates.