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Welcome to Wrongcards!

Feel free to peruse our assortment of ecards. I hope you'll find at least one that might be unsuitable to send to a very understanding friend or relative.

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ecard with the text i have found that people with parkinsons disease can be fantastically spontaneous in bed
i have found that people with parkinsons disease ...
ecard with the text what would spike spiegel do?
what would spike spiegel do?
ecard with the text i love you please dont beat me with a stick
i love you please dont beat me with a stick
ecard with the text 'im planning to take over the world. wanna help?'
im planning to take over the world. wanna help?
ecard with the text 'no i have no idea where the lingerie catalogs keep vanishing to'
no i have no idea where the lingerie catalogs keep vanishing to
ecard with the text i'm over here trying to care, baby.
i'm over here trying to care, baby
ecard with the text never kill zombies with an axe! zombie gore is slippery AND a health hazard.
never kill zombies with an axe
ecard with the text The money we save by sending free ecards instead of expensive gifts may then be completely wasted on alcohol.
the money we save
ecard with the text our anniversary always reminds me just how lucky you are. ...Woah! It's a spider! Kill it! Kill it!
our anniversary always reminds me
ecard with the text now it's a frothy discharge. is that wrong?
now it's a frothy discharge. is that wrong?
ecard with the text it's not that i don't want to hang out with you, i'd just prefer to hang out with my dog
it's not that i don't want to hang out with you
ecard with the text This lizard ate all my weed, turned blue and started talking about Jesus. Best night of my life. Ever.
lizards talking about jesus
ecard with the text i admit i chose my words poorly when i said your baby had a freakish resemblance to Winston Churchillecard with the text i admit i chose my words poorly when i said your baby had a freakish resemblance to Winston Churchill
i'll admit i chose my words poorly
ecard with the text nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas
nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas
ecard with the text a quick reminder - one day we all have to die! Hold it in your mind for a moment. Now back to the fun!
a quick reminder ...
ecard with the text Happy Birthday, and a half finished to-do list
a birthday remembered
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